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Frisky Friday - Combating Frustration and Loneliness

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If you're a fan of X-Men, you probably know a bit about Rogue and her powers. She's basically like a puritan succubus in that she takes life energy without having to get naked. She's very strong because her power also gives her the ability to use the power of another mutant for a time. A force to be reckoned with, for sure. But it also means she can't physically connect with others without possibly killing them. There could be a message in there about the benefits of chastity, but I have no interest in talking about that today or possibly ever.

Think about how sexually frustrated she must be though. I mean there's the 'I haven't had sex in a year or two level' where you feel like climbing walls, and then there's Rogue. She's far from the only superhero that has sexual challenges. Bruce Banner usually hulks out if he gets excited. You can read more here.

Today, technology brings hope to Rogue and others like her. A parody video of an app called Lickster exists and it was supposedly developed to help men perform cunnilingus. There really is an app from CamSoda that works with certain sex toys. It's called OCast. Men or women can "touch" their partners in a sexual way from a distance. They can even upload their techniques, so people from all over the world can try them out and rate them. Apparently, Tsunami Mami is a popular one.

Women can even give themselves oral through this app either by using it themselves or using the technique uploaded by a stranger. Sex with a stranger is a common sexual fantasy that both men and women have actually, so it may be performing extra services.

PornHub has seized on this and now some of their videos can be synchronized with these devices for an interactive experience.

So, now Rogue doesn't have to be quite so lonely, though I doubt there is a way to get the full benefits of real connection such as a boost in oxytocin levels. Oxytocin is the hug hormone and it's important for a lot of things, especially continued propagation of our species and mental health. Now there is apparently a supplement, but supplements are rarely preferred by medical specialists to natural sources. Ultimately, Rogue should probably find an incubus to have naughty time with as perhaps their powers wouldn't work on each other and they could just have some safe fun together.

But my biggest question is, when will men have a similar interactive toy that simulates blow jobs and can teach women to be better at giving them? When will their toys also respond to PornHub's interactive videos?

What's good for the goose...

But I suppose, the need for cunnilingus and blow jobs may reduce altogether as a result of these devices. We may be at the beginning of the change to virtual sex as displayed in Demolition Man so many years ago. I'm still wondering about the seashells.

Have a great weekend whether you choose to celebrate Canada Day tomorrow or not ;)

Salut,
R~

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